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Citizenship Application Protocol |
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Who could resist the temptation of becoming a citizen of the Independent and Glorious Republic?
Our leader welcomes your interest, and invites applications to share in the joy and serenity that only crap-car-men can truly experience. The first step however is to look deep into your own soul, delve into your very essence, and consider the following question. Who is happier on this earth, he who finds his feet take him to the Mercedes dealership, or he who's path through the forest leads him to the Lada with a short MOT and a thirst for cheap oil?
If you can truly answer this question with the words "Why, the Lada of course, I bought one just last week" then it may be that you have the immesurable good fortune to be suitable to undertake the Citizenship questionnaire. If however, you honestly regarded the Mercedes dealership as the goal of an enlightened individual, then it may be that Monaco, Azerbaijan or the Kingdom of Essex are more suitalble homelands for you. Futhermore our Independent and Glorious Secret Police are duty bound to investigate you for this expression of reactionary thought, as you are clearly a threat to our great Nowillbashi.
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