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Nowillbashi in Clarkson Apology |
Following comments made yesterday, our glorious leader has issued an apology concerning references made to that lackey of the Ford Motor Company, Mr Jeremy Clarkson. In a press conference our dictat-tastic ruler compared Clarkson unfavourtably to Quentin Wilson, stating that Clarkson was an "over-tall English idiot". Nowillistan's brave and impressive leader has publicly declared today that he regrets the comment, and that he regrets the apparent slur on tall English people, who do not deserve to be associated with the quisling-like Clarkson.
This latest scandal to hit Nowillistan follows on from comments made last year on Nowillistan State Television Combine's hit show "Indeterminate Forward Gear", in which the presenter attempted to prove what an easy job Clarkson has. The line "It's easy to be Clarkson look: change gear, be a wanker, turn a corner, be a wanker, change gear, be a wanker" was the subject of tens of complaints, and the head of the Television Combine was forced to issue an apology to onanists everywhere, who were unfairly tarred with the same brush as Clarkson.
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