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Nowillbashi in Mortgage bale-out |
In a bold and almost god-like move, his loveliness Nowillbashi today
sought to strengthen the position of the in no way totally screwed
Nowilistan Camel-Mortgage sector. By pledging tens of pounds sterling
to guarantee the debts of the two Nowillistan Camel-Mortgage giants,
Fanny Craddock and Freddy Kruger (as they are affectionately known),
our economic collosus of a dictator has with one step assured the
future of the Nowillistan Camel market, despite the 'credit crunch'
which is affecting unenlightened countries.
The Camel-Mortgage market: safe in Nowillbashis hands (stock photo)
The Nowillistan economy is, thanks to the astute helmsmanship of our bumfluffulous leader, well placed to weather the financial stormclouds ahead, thanks to a multifaceted approach to the economy. Support for the Camel-Mortgage sector, along with an independent Central Bank (Mrs Nowillbashi) ensuring that a tight rein is kept on Gaffer Tape inflation, will assist in maintaining economic growth while allowing for long term pressures on the budget 20W50 Motor Oil sector. Corporal 'Fraser' Darling of the United Kingdom Government, on learning of how a financial wizard like Nowillbashi conducts economic afairs, was quoted as saying 'We're all doooomed' in a rather hammy Scottish accent.
Nowillbashi at the helm of the Nowillistan economy
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