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Our benificent and wonderous leader has announced publicly that he, the Great Nowillbashi, and indeed the entire nation, wholeheartedly support the right of North Korea to develop Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles of Self Defence. The mere coincidence that these so called weapons say 'This one's for you George you capitalist twat' in large easy to read lettering has been completedly misrepresented by the foolhardy and cowardly Western press. Our scrumptious and benign leader draws comparisons between the unfair treatment of our friends from South East Asia and the recent problems encountered in relation to the justified and neccessary search for an atomic fuel source for the Nowillistani State Rayburn.
 The Nowillistan State Rayburn
Nowillistan has the unalienable right to an economic and reliable source of energy, and the fact that the fuel rods for the State Rayburn just happen to fit inside the Nowillistani State Seagull Scarer, and by chance are composed of weapons grade plutonium, is of no relevance. Similarly, the range of the Seagul Scarer (i.e. as far as the DVLA Regional Office in Bristol) is of little note and should not be of concern to the international community. However, they should bear it in mind. Think about it boyo.
 The Nowillistan State Seagull Scarer, being test launched this week
Furthermore, our great and munificent Nowillbashi extends fraternal greetings to Kim Jong-il, whom the independent and glorious republic regards as a forthright, intelligent and sublime statesman, and a drinker of world reknown. Indeed, attention should be drawn to the fact that the North Korean leader shares his name both with a movie star of superb proportions, and to a great patriot (though not of the nation to who's passport he held). Kim Bassinger, Kim Philby, Kim Jong-il. Nowillistan salutes you all. Stand firm in your beliefs.
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