We bring you exciting news from the world of Nowillistani publishing.
Andrex, the Nowillistani State Publishing House, has announced the launch of their latest book: The Nowilbashi Code, by Dan Dare. When the Curator of the Haynes Motor Museum is killed, the hero, Julian Nowill, has to decipher codes even more fiendish than the 1976 Lada 1200 wiring diagram, in order to discover his true heritage.
Can Nowill really be a descendant of Herbert Austin and Mikhail Kalashnikov? How will he survive the attacks of the albino MOT tester? This book is more than a mere work of fiction. The deeply devout sect known as Euro-NCAP has been the subject of recent controversy due to reports of brain-damage, decapitation and multiation of a minority group known as the crash test dummies. All descriptions of brochures, dashboard layouts and secret rituals (such as the infamous ‘tracing the earth fault on a Marina’ rite of passage) are accurate.
The life of our glorious leader is further illuminated by this enlightening read, and it will soon be added to the Nowillistani National Curriculum. Buy it, before you have to. |