You have reached the official website of the Independent and Glorious Republic of Nowillistan!

Comrade, you are indeed lucky to have found this, the only website dedicated to his magnificence Nowillbashi. May your temperature gauges never waver, and your tyre pressures always be appropriate. Bask in the reflected glory of our benificent and enlightened dictator, marvel at his manhood, wonder at his wonderousness, and explore the nirvana that is Nowillistan.

Where men are men, and camels are worried. The only nation on the planet to contain a greater weight of rusty metal than people, a haven for all those who embrace the crap-car way of life.