Forces of the Nowillistani Republic have successfully put down attempts by reactionary groups to alter the course of the Nowillistan nation, a future vision which has been forseen by our glorious leader Nowillbashi. The small and insignificant group, which in no way represented the will of the people, but which was very dangerous by way of it's being funded by the Imperialist forces of Euro NCAP and Armor-All, was put down swiftly and mercillessly. The trials of those behind this rebellion shall be conducted in the Nowillistani Palace of Justice (the toilet next to the front door) and shall prove that the might of Nowillistani justice is clear to see, and that the long arm of Nowillbashi's righteousness is more than a mere perspective error on his official portrait.

 Arsonious acts committed by the rebels