Area: In metaphysical terms the crap car nation is boundless. Wherever people follow the teachings of the great Nowillbashi then the crap-car nation can be said to exist. In purely physical terms however the Earlsland Palace of the Republic could be said to define the borders of our great nation. 

Currency: The Pound Sterling may be used with good effect in Nowillistan. 

Main Imports: Gaffer tape and budget 20W50 motor oil.

Main Exports: Carbon dioxide emissions and second hand cars.