The so called journalist Jeremy Clarkson, well known for his un-crap-car-men views, who works for the reactionary forces of the BBC, has been lambasted by the great Nowillbashi for expressing ideas which run contrary to the logic and righteousness of Nowillistani culture. In this we are taking a similar stand to our great sister nation of Kazakhstan, who's stand against the evil comments and slurs of the arch-detractor Sacha Baron Cohen is an example to us all. Mr Clarkson may be assured that the arms of Nowillbashi reach far, and that the lackeys of the Society of Motor Manufacturers known as the BBC do not have the ability to withstand the truth and might of our great leader. 

 Imperialist Lackey of the SMMT and danger to Nowillistani Society

In line with the brave actions of Kazakhstan in silencing the defamatory and distruthful website of the western puppet Borat, the Nowillistani government has decreed that the name Jeremy is to henceforth be illegal on Nowillistani territory. Furthermore anyone found to be over 6 feet tall and in posession of un-crap cars shall be deported immediately.