Our glorious leader is to add a new string to his already well strung bow, as he has landed the starring role in a multi-million (insert unknown devalued currency of your choice here) remake of the hit TV series 'Monkey'. He will play the eponymous hero Monkey, and other great leaders of our time will join him. Pigsy is to be played by Saparamyat Turkmenbashi, and the role of Tripitaka will be filled by none other than Imelda Marcos.  

Colossus of the world political stage, and now the screen too.